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Thursday, March 31, 2011
May Roaches, Waterbugs, and Mice Infest the Home of Whoever was Disgusting Enough to do This
Apparently, these are the options to deal with leftovers from dinner in South Philly:
a) Pack them up and save them for the next day.
b) Throw them in the garbage can.
c) Throw them down the garbage disposal.
d) Toss them into the street to attract pigeons, roaches, rodents, waterbugs, flies, and ants.
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